your philosophy of life is that drugs are cool
you are so nihilistic that you don’t care about the environment
your worldview is that violence, offending people, and killing animals are the best
your belief system is that tonight you are going to get fucked up
you are an asshole to other people because of the human condition, existentialism, and your high IQ
you would rather punch someone in the face and kill them than have them think you might be gay
your greatest accomplishment in life is that you are not a homosexualÂ